tyleroakley: Literally, me. I’m wondering if he actually is high or if he’s just like this this normally…..
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
tyleroakley: The Internet has just about everything. oh my god. wow.
Mrs. Manson: Now, Dora, let's see if you can make up a story as vivid as your sister's.
Daria: It's Daria.
Mrs. Manson: I'm sorry... Daria. What do you see in the picture, Dara?
Daria: Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
Mrs. Manson: Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people.
Daria: Last time I took one of these tests they told me they were clouds. They said they could be whatever I wanted.
Mrs. Manson: That's a different test, dear. In this test, they're people and you tell me what they're discussing.
Daria: Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.
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The voices in my head have been switching back and...
A Beautiful Story
So this is a story I thought of earlier today. Once upon a time there lived a girl who did not like the band of ultimate sexiness (aka One Direction). Nobody really knew anything about her, except that she didn’t like this band. So one night as she was going to sleep she said to no one in particular “I really don’t understand why all these girls like Harry, Neal, Liam, Zain and...
whenever someone tells me to get off tumblr.
Them: Meaghan get off of tumblr, you have to *blah blah blah*
Me: Do you have tumblr?
Me: Then your argument is invalid. Goodbye.